The D doing Spiderman...

topic posted Fri, March 3, 2006 - 1:02 PM by  Anthony
I was nabbing live D rarities from YouTube, and I got something called Spiderman that I need to find the scoop on.

It's basically Jack narrating something that's happening onstage to the tune of the Spiderman theme. Jack's on the verge of losing his shit, the audience is laughing harder than I've ever heard an audience laugh. I gotta know if there's video somewhere of this, and what's going on.

Somebody hip the kid?
posted by:
Anthony
SF Bay Area
  • Re: The D doing Spiderman...

    Sat, March 4, 2006 - 12:17 PM
    I saw a version on the DVD. I beleive Lee is in the spiderman suit!
    • Re: The D doing Spiderman...

      Sat, March 4, 2006 - 3:20 PM
      Just to clear up confusion (my own): I just reread my first post here. Looks like I said youTube, which is for video. I meant LimeWire, which is for audio.

      I suck at everything.
      • Re: The D doing Spiderman...

        Sat, March 4, 2006 - 11:11 PM
        It's this one. And I just watched Masterworks. No Spiderman.

        SPIDERMAN
        SPIDERMAN
        DOES WHAT EVER A SPIDER CAN
        IS HE STRONG
        LISTEN BUD
        HE GOT DA RADIOACTIVE BLOOD
        HEY THERE
        THERE GOES THE SPIDERMAN
        OW

        IS HE STRONG?
        LISTEN BUD
        HE GOT DA RADIOACTIVE BLOOD
        CAN HE SWING
        FROM A THREAD
        TAKE LOOK
        OVER HEAD
        HEY THERE
        THERE GOES THE SPIDERMAN
        OW

        DAVID DARK
        COMING AT EM
        HES GOT FUCKING
        ULTIMATE FIGHTER CHAMPIONSHIP MOVES
        HERE COMES SPIDEY
        HES NOT FUCKING REALLY SPIDEY
        HIS MOVES DIDN’T WORK
        BECAUSE HE'S FUCKING SPIDEY

        SPIDERMAN
        DOESN’T LOOK RIGHT
        HE LOOKS LIKE
        CHEAP ASS
        SPIDEY
        WEARING THE NIKE SHOES
        I CAN SEE THE FUCKING BVDS
        OUTLINE
        OH FUCK
        STAY TOTALLY STILL
        STAY TOTALLY STILL

        ITS FUCKING SASSAFRASSQUATCH
        IVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR HIM FOR TEN YEARS
        AND NOWS MY CHANCE TO CAPTURE HIM
        IM NOT MOVING
        OH FUCK

        HES USING THE WEB
        HES USING THE WEB
        USING THE SPIDEY
        HES FREEZING THE AUDIENCE
        HES USING THE FUCKING SPIDEY
        THWA
        IT DIDNT HOLD HIM
        IT FUCKING HOLDS ALMOST EVERYBODY
        BUT IT DIDNT WORK ON SASS

        HE FUCKING USED A MATRIX MOVE
        HE FUCKING USED A MATRIX MOVE
        DOUCHE
        HA
        WHAT A FUCKING FOOL
        WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING DOWN
        SOMEBODY HELP US

        HES GOT THE TRANQUILIZER GUN
        DAVID DARKS GOT THE TRANQUIL GUN
        HE SHOT HIM IN THE ASS WITH A TRANQUILIZER GUN
        BUT IT DIDNT
        WHY DOES HE HAVE HIS COCK OUT
        THAT’S NOT RIGHT

        HERE COMES SASSAFRASS
        HES FUCKING REALLY PISSED OFF
        NOW WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TONIGHT
        ITS LOOKING LIKE A FIGHT
        NO

        YOU SHOULDVE FUCKING KNOWN
        NOT TO PULL OUT YOUR DICK IN FRONT OF SASS
        HELL RIP THAT SHIT RIGHT OFF
        NOW YOURE FUCKING BUMMED
        WHAT ARE YOU DOING
        NO
        NO
        NO
        DON’T MAKE HIM SUCK YOUR CHODE
        AH JESUS

        HES SUCKING ON HIS FUCKING CHODE
        HES GOING SHOOT A FUCKING LOAD
        IF I KNOW SASSAFRASS
        HES GOING TO SHOOT A LOAD
        AHH
        THAT’S NON DAIRY CREAMER

        WHAT THE FUCK
        THAT’S BAD NEWS BEARS
        THAT’S A LOT OF CUM
        THATS WAY TOO MUCH SASS CUM
        SASSAFRASS
        HE HASN’T FUCKING DONE ENOUGH

        HES DRAGGING HIM BY THE FOOT
        HES GETTING HIM IN POSITION
        I DON’T KNOW WHAT FOR
        BUT I THINK ITS FINGER LICKING

        THE ULTIMATE
        AH NO
        THE ULTIMATE FIGHTER CHAMPIONSHIP
        HES FLINGING SHIT
        AND HES TAKING A DUMP

        AH JESUS
        WAIT A SECOND
        HES GOT HIM TRICKED
        THE OLD STICK FOR THE FUCKING SASSAFRASS TRICK
        WORKS EVERY TIME
        SEE IF YOU CAN
        KEEP HIM ALIVE
        THAT RIPS
        LIFE IS A GREAT BIG HANG UP
        WHEN EVER THERES A BANG UP
        YOULL SEE SASSAFRASS AND SPIDERMAN
        TAKING A SHIT ON DAVID DARK

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